When it’s burning where the sun don’t shine… 
Hemorrhoids are a miserable reality.  For a bit of a smile when you need it, this balm is discretely and humorously named and labeled so you can confidently keep it right on your bathroom counter. 
This balm won’t cure your problem, but it might help ease the pain and maybe even the swelling. All natural ingredients are great when you need relief. No essential oils in this one—- you need the gentlest herbs in this situation. 
Ingredients:  responsibly sourced tallow infused with Arizona grown herbs:  pine tree bark, calendula, yarrow, rosemary, monarda, sunflower petals, chrysanthemum, and thyme; and locally sourced beeswax